Nuclear Nerds of the Accidental Apocalypse - Nerd Dad Hat

Protect your post-apocalyptic locks from nuclear winter with this low profile dad hat. Comes with an adjustable strap which will come in handy as you shrink from radiation and lack of nutrition. Note — Just because the patriarchy has claimed ownership over this soft, floppy style of hat it doesn't mean mom's and everyone else can't also buy one. The apocalypse will always be judgement free.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order because you are a very special radio-active snow flake. Of course, this is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you, but making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions during the apocalypse!