Nuclear Nerds - Alterna-Skull Premium Eco Hoodie

Meet the premium eco hoodie made of organic and recycled materials from the before times. With its comfortable fit, front pouch pocket, and double-layered hood, there's no more comfortable way to suffer through the end times.

• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane (whatever the fuck that is)
• Brushed fleece fabric inside (oooh, sounds soft)
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Double-layered hood (Because single-layer hoods are for losers)
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel (because non-premium feels are for losers)
• Kangaroo pocket (But sorry, no baby kangaroos inside said pocket)
• Inside/outside label patch for branding
• Tear-away care label

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. To be honest, we're also a little slow from a rough case of radiation poisoning. We thank you for your post-apocalyptic patience in advance.